One night there were two friends by the names of Kon and Jyler. Kon wanted jyler to spend the night so he called jyler and he came over. THey played halo all night and a few other games like rockstar table tennis where Kon pretended to be a girl and pissed some retard off anyway.
12 o'clock rolled around and Jyler and Kon were getting hungry so they decided to get some cereal. Kon went an got a spoon for himself and Jyler reached in and grabbed a whisk... yes a whisk. Both of them laughed uncontrollably just when they were almost settled down kon reached in and pulled out a turkey baster... they both started to laugh even harder.
After the guys were done laughing and such there was a knock on the door. They got a little uneasy. They answered the door and saw a leprechaun. He then led Kon and Jyler to a magical land where Jyler married 8 different men hermaphorodites... ew.
Based on a true story... The end
(except the part about the leprechaun)
Oh and btw only kon and jyler knew about this and yes it is an inside joke lol