HIBUJIBU

Well whatever brandon put here fucked up my web browser so it's gone now.

Sorry b-man.

quotes[0]="Theres a whole lot more to you than there is to you.";
quotes[1]="ever since i graduated i have been interested in corn"
quotes[2]="its like ham and potatoes."
quotes[3]="I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!"
quotes[4]="We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse."
quotes[5]="Macs are like rocks, they are fun to throw."
quotes[6]="Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!"
quotes[7]="Did anyone see my lost carrier?"
quotes[8]="Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."
quotes[9]="I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!"
quotes[10]="He who laughs last thinks slowest!"
quotes[11]="Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
quotes[12]="Save the whales, collect the whole set"
quotes[13]="A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries."
quotes[14]="Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."
quotes[15]="There's too much blood in my caffeine system."
quotes[16]="Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity."
quotes[17]="Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now."
quotes[18]="Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."
quotes[19]="I wont rise to the occaasion, but I'll slide over to it."
quotes[20]="No one can kill Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris."
quotes[21]="Macs suck!"
quotes[22]="What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?"
quotes[23]="If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic."
quotes[24]="Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
quotes[25]="Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy."
quotes[26]="Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."
quotes[27]="Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector."
quotes[28]="I used to have a handle on life, then it broke."
quotes[29]="Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive."
quotes[30]="I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
quotes[31]="A pedestrian hit me and went under my car."
quotes[32]="Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot."
quotes[33]="The gene pool could use a little chlorine."
quotes[34]="When there's a will, I want to be in it."
quotes[35]="Okay, who put a stop payment on my reality check?"
quotes[36]="Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs."
quotes[37]="I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar."
quotes[38]="We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?"
quotes[39]="All generalizations are false, including this one."
quotes[40]="Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."
quotes[41]="Anybody who cant handle two mouse buttons deserves a Mac."
quotes[42]="Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy."
quotes[43]="GWAAA!"
quotes[44]="90% of all statistics are made up"
quotes[45]="A man needs a good memory after he has lied."
quotes[46]="A little work, a little sleep, a little love and it is all over."
quotes[47]="A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience."
quotes[48]="Someone"
quotes[49]="No one pleases Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris."
quotes[50]="Can I lick your forehead?"
quotes[51]="Beam me aboard, Scotty..... Sure. Will a 2x10 do?"
quotes[52]="Peel me a grape."
quotes[53]="Arby's is freakn' expensive!"
quotes[54]="Build a watch in 179 easy steps!"
quotes[55]="C++ should have been called B"
quotes[56]="COINCIDENCE happens."
quotes[57]="Lets make an anatomically correct snowman!"
quotes[58]="What is a Cho Chang?"
quotes[59]="Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery."
quotes[60]="I am Jesus! Hear me ROAR!"
quotes[61]="Macs: for those who cant handle the second mouse button."
quotes[62]="Pang!"
quotes[63]="Where did you get a pudding?"
quotes[64]="I dont believe in hermaphrodites."
quotes[65]="A day without sunshine, is like night."
quotes[66]="On the other hand, you have different fingers."
quotes[67]="Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm."
quotes[68]="If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments."
quotes[69]="OK, so what's the speed of dark?"
quotes[70]="When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
quotes[71]="Hard work pays off in the future, but laziness pays off now."
quotes[72]="Everyone has photographic memory, but some just dont have the film"
quotes[73]="How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?"
quotes[74]="Eagles soar, but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines."
quotes[75]="What happens when you get scared half to death twice?"
quotes[76]="Why do psychics ask for your name?"
quotes[77]="If the world didn't suck, we would all fall off."
quotes[78]="I couldn't fix your brakes so I made your horn louder."
quotes[79]="If everyone in America joined hands, it would be pointless"
quotes[80]="If a quiz is quizical, what is a test?"
quotes[81]="Did you ever went to school?"
quotes[82]="A monkey with a laptop is still a monkey."
quotes[83]="You put the emo in emotion."
quotes[84]="Do you have tooth picks? Can i use them?"
quotes[85]="Is there pork in here?"
quotes[86]="Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes"
quotes[87]="All computers wait at the same speed."
quotes[88]="Software never has bugs. It just develops random features."
quotes[89]="There are 3 types of people, those who can count and those who can't."
quotes[90]="Oh look at you, rawr."
quotes[91]="Would you ever eat something called an egg black?"
quotes[92]="what do waffles and sex have in common? syrup."
quotes[93]="These people think that they're so cool driving around in their cars."
quotes[94]="I can't stop touching it, it feels so good"
quotes[95]="He's speaking in tongue!"
quotes[96]="I wish that I was a drug so that people would do ME all the time."
quotes[97]="They're 100% soy so you could eat them if you wanted to."
quotes[97]="Thou shall not cover thy ass"
quotes[98]="I believe in fairness, that's why I watch FOX news."
quotes[99]="I wish life had copy and paste."
quotes[100]="Wrap your wacker before you attack her"
quotes[101]="Cover your stump before you hump"
quotes[102]="Don't be silly... Protect your willie."
quotes[103]="Wrap it in foil before checking her oil."
quotes[104]="If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it."
quotes[105]="Happiness is the dentist telling you that a root canal won't hurt, then him getting his hand caught in the drill"
quotes[106]="Herpes: the gift that keeps on giving."
quotes[107]="Rules are made to be broken"
quotes[108]="Beware... I'm full of tarradiddles"
quotes[109]="i herd you liek mudkipz"
quotes[110]="Did you know gullable is not in the dictionary?"

Oh it was weird, the table was f'ed up.

Anyway, the quotes can stay.

yah i like posting random html codes that i find...ill stop
sorry

it's fine.

as wine!
anytime

quite devine

don't rhyme. please.

No continue this rhyme, before I have to find the time, to eat a delicious roast swine.

i'd like to see a mime go into a mine.