How To Survive a Zombie Apocalypse

EXCERPTS ARE FROM THE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE BY MAX BROOKS.

this is neccesary
also anyone interested in joining our underground resistance against the upoming zombie menace, please PM me
they are cuming
all over the place

He's not joking it's going to be a pointless yet serious group of nerds. PM me instead though. Chris doesn't know he wasn't joking.

foof MAN
WE'RE NOT foof AROUND
and i say this seriously
one day, Zombies will kcik our asses
if we don't take stands now
PM either me or Zach
cause I'm honesly not joking

i want to join LA RESISTANCE lol

yes, let me join too.
i don't want to get eaten by zombies.

zombies can suck my dick im not joining
oo-----------------------o

Brandon
you are a fool
but fine...

i know zombies arent real.... I got past it after i had 300 posts....see you are still a wasian zombie hunter I am now a knight

ok brandon, but if your brain gets eaten by zombies, don't come crying to us.
oh wait, you can't because your brain will be eaten.

ill still have my eyes stupid...i can cry

haha good thinkin brandon lol

yes but i wont think anymore when i don't have a brain

true lol

but hey Zombies wont suck out my brain cuz they will be sucking my dick
00-------------------O

ummmm... if they can find it.... lol jk bro

B-Man wrote:

ill still have my eyes stupid...i can cry

Brandon, i dont think it's possible to cry if you don't have a brain.

ill pull it out for you if you want jon....easy to find

yes you can water runs from your eyes

ummmm... im all good brandon lol

Bradnon
they don't attack based on posts
besides
knights are usually gay

5 more posts and brandon is a rockstar or something.

wasian rockstar

haha tight a wasian rockstar

Yes only two more posts