We had to write a freshman survival guide:( I had to re-write mine)
Dear freshmen,
I have to write a stupid letter because of you. Therefore you are stupid. You probably think that you are really cool coming to high school, but seriously your not. Its basically just like when you started first grade or sixth grade. Both times your were the youngest again. What this means for you: harassment. You will be picked on, ridiculed, hit, kicked, verbally abused and bullied. Don’t expect high school to be great. Because its not.
However, you can be cool. You obviously will/ do have laptops and the internet is accessible. That also means a certain website is accessible. A cool website. A fun website. You should go to it. This website is called
https://wasian4life.forumotion.com. Obviously, as every chat website is, it is blocked during class and is unblocked during lunch and at home. There are polls where you can answer and ask questions. This forum offers a place to talk about random things. You can talk about your dreams or what your hobbies are. If you make flash movies you can share them. There is also a gallery where you can post and comment on pictures. There are cool downloads and games. It is a lot like Myspace except without rampart about crappy music and porn stars. So even if you are slightly unsure about this site, check it out and just look. If you think its good register and join the community. You will like it. Me and my friends made it.
Music. I assume that most of you are probably clones that all like rap music and wear gay clothes. If you are not a clone, congrats. You are smarter than the rest. I mean, come on, how much talent does rapping take? Just get a cool drumbeat and talk about how “ghetto” and “gangsta” you are. Throw in a couple of “N” words and you have an instant platinum song…for a week. There are no real rap songs that last. Rock music is the key. It takes talent. There are some really great bands here at Empire High School. Delivering Absence is a really cool one. You should totally get into them and support their talent. They started at Empire High School and are currently making some really awesome music. Another was you can be cool is to get into cool music. If you think you like rock and are just into the top songs, you’re missing out. Look deeper and you can find way cool music.
Actually High School isn’t that hard and this letter is actually pointless. The school food is actually pretty good. Especially outside at the snack bar. Except you can’t get to the front of the line unless you know someone. You have to cut to get in front. I rhymed. See like I said rapping isn’t hard at all. Oh yeah don’t be a faggot and run to lunch. That’s just gay.
If you skateboard, you’ve probably noticed that Empire has some really cool skate spots. You cant skate though. It sucks. Total boner killer. Li-ke when a security guard see you holding a skateboard the get stressed and stare you down. That’s really the only gay thing.
Teachers. Well I obviously cant tell you about every single teacher at this school because I have only had a few. Well Mr. Sorenson teaches weights class. He looks like a bull on steroids. I guess he gets a thrill out of calling boys “ladies” when he talks to them. Also when he gives you a reenactment of how to do certain things, he always sticks his pinkies out. Weird.
That’s really all. I didn’t quite get all 2 pages but right now I’m in geometry and I need to do home work…..GoodBye
Brandon
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Thu Mar 27, 2008 6:00 pm
