Dreams

Have any weird, funny, or just messed up dreams that you feel the urge to tell people?
Post them here!

One night, i dreamdt that i entered a contest for the worlds largest fro.
I didn't win because i lit my fro on fire and it scared the audience.

I had a dream that for some odd reason
I went to school naked
and nobody cared
in fact they acted like i wasnt naked

I had a dream that my parents veins were black, and they had this weird bubbly acid under their skin, and they had long black nails, and white eyes. They had tusks they could use to tear me in half and tails with which to whip me into the wall. They wanted to kill me, and they growled really loud, then I ran into my room and jumped over a trainset and was in my bed, then the view swooped into a first person sort of thing. Then I woke up. I had an odd childhood.

zach punched me in the face. theis could be the result of me being sad that i did not visit him and me falling of my airmatress

I had a dream that everyone was absolutely insane and had clown masks on and we performed rituals on tiny flea children

i had a dream that i hacked a gravity hammer out of Halo 3. i actually got to hold it and hit stuff with it. for some reason the gravity hammer altered my personality and i began going on a rampage and destroying everything that looked destroyable with it.

All my dreams are of world domination...

everytime im sick i always have a dream about some wierd army general or some other dude yelling and he's like jumping over hurdles (note that this was animated) and a little old lady starts talking really slow and one time i broke my leg and i had that dream and when i woke up i was half way across the room without my crutches ya it hurt and i was freaked out lol

I had a dream that I was in a warehouse infested with dinosaurs. Velociraptor dinosaurs. So I jumped on top of the crates and made it outside. Then a T-Rex chased me, but I shot him with an RPG. His head exploded. Then I woke up. Of course being me; Air Supply was playing the whole time.

dude where to you get your weed?...


lol jk zach sounds trippy

I just almost cried when i woke up and found out that i didn't win 300000 dollars and that i didn't buy a lamborgini....

ummmm... that must have been a cheap ass lambo brando lol

Na dude the new gallardo is only 200,000-stock

it's actually a pretty nice car.

REALLY??
wow that surprises me but still i'd rather get a maserati spyder gt
for about 89,000 then get a car im too big to get in and drive
At least i can get the spyder as a convertible lol



oh yes i know its amazing lol

ew that looks so ugly...lol well lambos are cool and they come in convertible, no tops though. WHY???? lol

i couldnt fit in it... lol

Yes your right

i know i've already looked into it lol

CAN WE TALK ABOUT DREAMS NOW??

Yeah you insane spammers. Jesus.

sorry
Should i clean it up??

no, just leave it.

so last night i had a dream that me and brandon were hanging out and somehow we had won 500,000 dollars from some charity event and me and him went out and bought, i my maserati, and he his lambo. We drove around town racing everybody and nobody could touch us. so we decided to switch cars just to check them out. And brandon, used to the extreme handling of the lambo, wrecked my maserati. So i set his lambo on fire then we walked over to circle K and got a mass amount of slurpies... Then we went back to my house and he smoked my bush...


I SWEAR THIS WAS THE MOST IRONIC DREAM I HAVE EVER HAD