Always Steve had coveted hot sauce. He had thousands of bottles of it littering his home. But he had never been brave enough to buy the ultra strength Stupid Jackass Sauce. Today was the day. Today was the day that Steve would buy that damn insane hot sauce.
Steve went to the store, bought the sauce, and drove home, eagerly anticipating the great flavor. Upon opening the bottle, a mystical hot sauce genie appeared. He did not grant him three wishes. He did not do anything nice for Steve. Instead he said this,
"Thank you for purchasing our hot sauce, you stupid jackass. Now enjoy."
He then wriggled his nose and turned Steve into a retarded donkey.
~FIN~
Subject: Stupid Jackass Sauce 
Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:14 pm
